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WHOOOA! -POOR BASTARD.



-GOOD LOOKIN' AUGOR

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WOW!!!

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"WHEN SHIT SIMPLY GETS NO REALER-ER"

I THINK ITS SAFE TO SAY THAT YOU ARE A SHINNING EXAMPLE OF "REALNESS" -WE SALUTE YOU!

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BIGG PROPERS TO scottiepippenhaircut FOR DIGGIN' UP THIS LIL' GEM

REAL-TALK..

FUCKING BRILLIANT.. FOUND ON THE "DIRTY DOZEN" BLOGG ON 12OZ.

R. KELLY IS OUT OF HIS MIND.

FUCK YOU MS. MOLINA

A FEW MONTHS BACK THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED HERE IN LA...NOT ONLY WAS SOMEONE ABLE TO CONVINCE THE LOCAL GOVERMENT TO GRANT PERMISSION FOR A LARGE SECTION OF THE L.A. RIVER TO BE PAINTED...LEGALLY, BUT APPARENTLY FUND IT AS WELL (RUMORS CIRCULATING SAY THAT MANONE RECIEVED A VERY LARGE GRANT). THE EVENT WENT DOWN SURPRISINGLY SMOOTH WITH MINIMAL DRAMA. MOST IMPORTANTLY NO WEAPONS! -AND THE MAJORITY OF THE 300 OR SO WRITERS ACTUALLY PAINTED SOME DECENT STUFF ON THE WALLS....
-THEN SOME STUPID BITCH IN THE CITY COUNCIL HEARD ABOUT IT AND SENT A CAL-TRANS CREW DOWN THERE TO BUFF EVERYTHING....WTF???

-GOOD LOOKIN' OUT MORGAN WELLS FOR GIVING HER A EARFUL.

Arroyo Seco Mural "Cleaning" a Disgrace

Dear Ms. Molina,

Your destruction of the passionate work of more than 300 artists at the Los Angeles River is a disgrace. Not only was the work legal and sanctioned, but beautiful as well. These artists donated their time and the cost of their supplies to help make the grimy, desolate LA River vibrant and full of life. I think the public deserves an answer on why you would complain about such an amazing display of solidarity and creativity in your community... especially since the other members of your council pre-approved the project.

Perhaps these artists should take legal action against you for the incredible damage you caused. Even if you only look at the amount of money they spent on supplies and the labor they put into it, you would owe these artists more than a million dollars. Think about it. 

Please step back into reality and remember the constituents you serve, perhaps saving your personal opinions on what constitutes art for the choices you make at home. Your actions in calling for the buffing of these beautiful works of art are despicable. "No comment" isn't good enough. Your community wants an answer, and we will continue to contact you until you stand up and take responsibility for your actions. We are outraged.

To the 100 people B'CCd on this email, please reply to Ms. Molina and express your desire for an answer. If you'd prefer to call, her office number is 213-974-1111. 

Sincerely,
Morgan Well

POSE=THE MAN.

SO I ROLLED OUT OF BED AROUND 1PM THIS MORNING, AND STARTED MY ROUTINE...I SHOULD HAVE READ MY HORISCOPE WHILE I SIPPED ON MY HOLIDAY GINGERBREAD LATTE-JUMPOFF COURTESY OF "THE BEAN" -IF I HAD, IT POSSIBLY WOULD HAVE READ SOMETHING LIKE..."YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE BLESSED BY THE GOD, SON'" I CHECKED MY EMAIL AND...BOO-YAA!!!!!!
-MY MOTHER-FUCKING MAN BIGG POSE FROM THE CHI LACED ME UP....IN 19 DEGREES AND A WINDY-ASS SNOW STORM!

-MY MAN, GOOD-LOOKIN' PLAYBOY...I OWE YOU BIGG TIME FOR THIS ONE!

"OSCAR-GAY-LA-HOTO" -O.M.G. I AM COMPLETELY L.M.F.A.O.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAYBE I AM ON THE LATE FREIGHT, AND THIS IS OLD NEWS...BUT THIS IS THE FIRST I HAVE HEARD OF IT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! -BOXER OSCAR DE LA HOYA PHOTOGRAPHED IN "DRAG" APPARENTLY BY A STRIPPER IN A PHILLY HOTEL...I AM CONFIDENT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE HEART=BROKEN OVER THIS ONE...

-BOO-YAA!!!











Tipsy photos of a crossdressing Oscar De La Hoya are being blasted as a Work of Photoshop by the boxer’s attorneys, but a Philadelphia stripper claims the photos are authentic-and it was she who snapped them!

According to the New York Daily News:

“She says she took the photos at the Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia on May 17. He wore size 9 ladies shoes. He also liked wearing thigh-high nylons. He liked sex games. He and the girl would sit in a chair that they’d pretend was a motorcycle. He’d pretend he was the girl on the back of motorcycle. She’d be the guy. He’d grab her around the waist and squeal, ‘Faster! Faster!”

“He’d send a private plane or fly them first-class,” says a stripper. “They’d meet up in hotels, where the party could go on for days. There was a lot of tequila. It involved men and women. They indulged his every whim and taste.

PIMP C O.D.'S @ MONDRIANT ON COKE AND SIZZURP.

Pimp C, real name Chad Butler -- and one half of the rap duo UGK, was found dead in a hotel room this morning. He was 33.

L.A. County Fire responded to a 911 call at the Mondrian Hotel, located on trendy Sunset Strip in Hollywood. They arrived to his sixth floor hotel room to find him dead in bed.

UGK is best known for appearing on the Jay-Z track "Big Pimpin'" in 2000, and more recently with Outkast on the song "International Player's Anthem (I Choose You)." Pimp C had just performed with fellow rapper Too Short at the "House of Blues" in L.A. on Saturday night.
UPDATE: Jive Records has issued the following statement regarding Pimp C's death:

"It is with great sadness that Jive Records announces the passing of Chad "Pimp C" Butler, a member of the celebrated rap duo UGK (Underground Kingz). Jive Records' President and CEO Barry Weiss states: "We mourn the unexpected loss of Chad. He was truly a thoughtful and kind-hearted person. He will be remembered for his talent and profound influence as a pioneer in bringing southern rap to the forefront. He will be missed and our prayers remain with his family and Bun B. I've known Chad since he was 18, and we loved him dearly and he was a cherished member of the Jive family."

Born in Port Arthur, Texas, Butler's father was a trumpet player who played professionally with Solomon Burke. Outside of his father, the 33-year old rapper's influences varied, ranging from Bobby Bland, Jimmy McGriff, the 1960's Motown artists to Run DMC. Butler met his inseparable partner Bernard "Bun B" Freeman in high school where they formed UGK. In 1992, the duo signed to Jive Records and went on release a total of eight albums for the label. They earned their highest achievement earlier this year when their most recent album, UGK (Underground Kingz), debuted in the number one position on the album pop chart. According to the New York Times, UGK "helped inspire a generation of Southern hip-hop stars, from OutKast to Lil Wayne."

Bun B is not available for comment at this time."

COBRASNAKE=SEXY IS BACK IN DA BUILDING

THIS IS FOR THAT JUXTAPOZ MAN-PURSE SCANDAL...GOT YOU!


RVCA HAWAII TRIP 06' PHOTO:MIRIAM

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ONE DAY WHILE AIMLESSLY WASTING TIME ON MYSPACE I STUMBLED ACROSS THIS LITTLE GEM...ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FASCINATING! -REALLY, WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVATION FOR TAKING THIS PHOTO? ARE YOU SUCH A PATHETIC,PITIFUL STAR-WARS NERD THAT YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A AT-AT? -AND YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT SHOWING OFF THIS PHOTO IS GOING TO GET YOU SOME PUSSY...? -REALLY THOUGH, I AM STILL UNDECIDED ABOUT THE LIGHT SABER TATTOOED ON THE DUDES HIP. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO SLAP HIM OR GIVE HIM A POUND...

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SICK-ASS-LUCKEY-CHARMS

MY MAN HORFE OUT IN PARIS PAINTED THIS PIECE....IT VERY MAY WELL BE THE ILLEST-FRESHEST-STUPID-DOPEST...BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.